07.20.2010
Submitted by: Rebekah
One day a man passed by a farm and saw a beautiful
horse. Hoping to buy the animal, he said to the farmer: "I think your horse looks pretty good, so I'll give you $500 for him."
"He doesn't look so good, and he's not for sale," the farmer said. The man insisted, "I think he looks just fine and I'll
up the price to $1,000." "He doesn't look so good," the farmer said, "but if you want him that much, he's yours."
The next day the man came back raging mad. He went
up to the farmer and screamed, "You sold me a blind horse. You cheated me!" The farmer calmly replied, "I told you he didn't
look so good, didn't I?"
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07.19.2010
Submitted by: Kayleigh
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a golden retriever??
A: A Golden Receiver!
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07.19.2010
Submitted by: Kayleigh
Q: What kind of dog likes a bath??
A: A Shampoodle!
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07.19.2010
Submitted by: Kayleigh
Q: Where should you never take a dog??
A: To a flea market!
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06.29.2010
Submitted by: Jokey Jay
Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: To follow the chicken!!
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06.02.2010
Submitted by: Jasmine
Q: A man rode his horse to town on Friday. The next day he
rode back on Friday. How is this possible?
A: The horse's name was Friday!
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05.31.2010
Submitted by: Jonashorse
Q: What was Wave called when it got it's name on it's very own
book?
A: "Tidal Wave"
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05.17.2010
Submitted By Naomi
Q: What happens when you walk under a friendly horse?
A: You get a PAT on the head
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03.24.2010
Submitted By Jordan
Q: Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
A: Because he had noBODY to go with!
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02.18.2010
Submitted By Amber
Q: What fly can't say yes or no?
A: A MAY-bee!
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02.11.2010
Submitted By: Lydia
Q: Why did the horse buck?
A: Because it was in a rodeo competition!
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12.13.2010
Submitted by: Kayleigh
Q: This is going to be a tale about a horse!
Wanna hear the tale?
A: Horse's TAIL Swishes Around-
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12.01.2010
Submitted by: Leashi Leash
You know you're a horse person when.......
1. You cluck to your car when you go up a hill.
2. Your horse's hair is in better condition than
your own.
3. You refer to your car as "my portable tack room."
4. You are excited when your friend tells you that there is a huge sale at the bridle shop,
then you are disappointed when you realize they mean the bridal shop.
5. You have the vet's number but not your kid's pediatrician
on your speed dial.
6. Your spouse can track dirt into the house all
they want, but God help them if they muddy up the tack room.
7. Your house is a mess, but the barn is as neat
as a pin.
8.Your nice clothes are the ones without horsehair
all over them.
9. You have to go to your friend's wedding in riding clothes because you took
too long at the barn.
